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I’m the guy who wrote about how, ever since the convention center my organization meets at was purchased by a chain, they blast loud music throughout the venue 24/7.
First of all, I was tickled by how many people were amused when I mentioned in the comments that we were a group of librarians. Secondly, we had our yearly meeting this spring at the same location. The music was turned way down and limited to the bars/common areas. I didn’t even notice it most of the time. However, on the last day when we were wrapping up, I noticed that the volume had cranked up again. Perhaps enough people groused last year that they turned it down just for us. That, or the management was terrified of being shushed by nearly a thousand stern librarians.
Another interesting thing: Due to the gender balance in librarianship, the convention center temporarily turns the main floor men’s bathroom into a women’s room, and us ‘guybrarians’ have to use another floor. I was wondering if any other career has such a gender imbalance that the restrooms reflect that.
I don’t know how to start this update, to be honest, but I’ll give it my best go, regarding the knee-in-groin situation between Fergus, Jane, and Marshall.
My partner did go to HR, though it took some time to actually get ahold of anyone. That ended up being a very surprising conversation, because here’s the twist: HR had already investigated the situation when it happened… Last year! The whole shebang took place before my partner was ever hired! So Fergus may or may not have been lying about the incident (that’s still up for debate, although Jane and Marshall’s continued employment is a pretty big tell in my opinion), but he sure was playing fast and loose with the timeline.
As of right now, Fergus is on leave again, for the next two weeks. The scuttlebutt is that Jane is planning to revoke his access to the property completely, deactivating his passcodes, taking him off the schedule, and telling other security to let her know immediately if he’s seen there. My partner and I aren’t exactly sure if he’s outright fired or not, but it does sound like he’ll be enjoying his leave for longer than he expected.
First of all, the comments were lovably unhinged that day (Diet Coke-Gate and feet pics trump my mild question). I really appreciated your advice!
It was mostly a non-issue. I addressed it in a matter-of-fact manner and we moved on. Short update is that I got the job!
Long answer: it turns out that I wasn’t the best fit for this exact role but the hiring manager slotted me in to interview for a position that hadn’t even been posted. I did a couple of rounds with them and got hugely positive feedback. They fast-tracked me through!
Coming from a slow, very bureaucratic industry (you can probably guess), this felt special! Downside, of course, is that they were fast tracking for a reason and it meant my fantasy life of a full week off between jobs won’t happen.
The negotiation phase was stressful — they came in lower than I would’ve liked — but worth it. Phew! Looking forward to the future.
I read the site daily and am so tickled you featured me!
The Drug Enforcement Administration is expected to approve a rescheduling of marijuana, which is currently categorized with Schedule I drugs such as LSD and heroin, to Schedule III alongside Tylenol and steroids, which would allow it to be purchased nationwide. What do you think?
In brief: The overall forecast looks more ominous, with atmospheric conditions favoring another round of strong showers and thunderstorms later today and tonight in the Houston region. We are instituting a Stage 1 flood alert for the entire area, and may possibly upgrade that to Stage 2 for areas north of the city later today.
Wednesday
Conditions this morning will be fairly calm, with only a smattering of light showers across the region. Highs today will reach the mid-80s, with mostly cloudy skies. Winds from the southeast will be a little higher, at about 10 mph, with gusts to 20 mph.
However, our confidence is increasing in another bout of fairly strong showers and thunderstorms later today or tonight. These storms will likely fire up late this morning, or during the early afternoon to the west of Houston and then move through this evening or during the overnight hours. I want to stress there is a fair amount of uncertainty in the timing and location of these storms, which will bring the potential of damaging winds and heavy rain. Given this uncertainty, we will likely post an update this afternoon to the website.
Outlook for excessive rainfall today and tonight. (NOAA)
At this time the greatest threat of heavy rainfall lies to the north of Interstate 10. However, some of the latest modeling and data point to a more widespread event that could bring heavy rainfall across the Houston metro area down to the coast. Regardless, I’m concerned about the potential for additional flooding along the East Fork of the San Jacinto River, which has already reached a major flood stage due to heavy rainfall earlier this week north of Houston.
In terms of rainfall accumulations, our model guidance is not at all consistent. Much of the area is likely to see an additional 1 to 3 inches of rainfall, but given the increasingly favorable setup for heavy rain I could see some locations picking up as much as 5 inches or more of rainfall tonight into Thursday morning. For now we are issuing a Stage 1 flood alert, which means nuisance street flooding mostly, for the entire Houston area. We may modify this later today.
Thursday
Rain chances will start to diminish during the morning hours on Thursday, but we’re likely to see some additional scattered showers throughout the day. Skies will again be mostly cloudy, with highs in the mid-80s. Lows Thursday night will be in the 70s—so fairly muggy and warm.
Friday
This will be another mostly cloudy day, with highs in the mid-80s and a chance of scattered showers and possibly a few thunderstorms. Rain chances should end at some point on Friday.
Saturday and Sunday
The weekend looks partly sunny and a bit warmer, with highs in the mid- to upper-80s depending on the extent of sunshine. Winds will be from the south-southeast, gusting up to 20 or 25 mph so there should be a breeze all weekend. With low to non-existent rain chances, the region will get a chance to dry out.
Some areas of Houston are likely to hit 90 degrees by Tuesday. (Weather Bell)
Next week
No changes in the forecast for next week as high pressure settles in. We can expect warmer weather, with highs likely reaching 90 degrees by Tuesday or Wednesday. The rest of the week looks warm and muggy with low rain chances. I’m hopeful that a weak front may arrive in time to cool us down slightly by next weekend, but that is something I certainly would not bet on.
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According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 19 people across the U.S. have been sickened by counterfeit Botox, with patients presenting botulism-like symptoms, a potentially fatal illness in which the toxin attacks the body’s nerves. What do you think?
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Welcome to the “just in the nick of time” April edition of the SCW Q&A. Each month Eric and Matt tackle the most interesting questions you’ve thrown at them. You can leave more questions in the comments here, or hit the Feedback link in the blog’s sidebar. We’ll also scan our social media channels (Facebook, Instagram, Threads, X/Twitter, Mastodon, Bluesky) for queries. And we’ll try to get the Q&A posted sooner in May!
– Dwight
Q. Could this be is our last front until Sept/Oct? April is coming to a close soon, and I can’t recall many pronounced cooldowns in May.
A. Let’s get the bad news out of the way first. We are very near the end of the road when it comes to cool fronts in Houston. However, it is not unheard of to see cooler nights in May. That is not to say cold. If I squint into the distance, I can see a decent chance of a front around the May 11-13 period, so a little less than two weeks from now. That’s a long way out to have some confidence, but I’m modestly hopeful we may have one final fling with drier air before sultry summer settles upon us for months on end.
–Eric
Q. I had read before the event yesterday that clouds sometimes clear during an eclipse due to the cooldown. Is that what happened yesterday in Houston when we had a thinning of clouds enough to see the crescent?
A. This is a great question. The answer is yes. During the eclipse in Houston, we had an issue with various sorts of clouds. We had higher level cirrus clouds, mid-level clouds, and low-level clouds. Most of the low-level clouds were cumulus clouds. What usually causes cumulus clouds to form? Heating. You heat the ground during the daytime, the heated air parcels rise, cool, condense, and you get clouds. Well, as you begin to block out the sun during an eclipse, you begin to reduce that heating mechanism. And in time, a lot of those cumulus clouds (or what we often call “fair weather clouds”) will dissipate. The animation below is from the 2017 eclipse, and you can see how the cumulus cloud field over Missouri and Illinois really dissipated as the eclipse unfolded.
A satellite loop of the 2017 total eclipse over Missouri and Illinois. (University of Wisconsin CIMSS)
This is likely what “saved” much of Texas this year. There were still plenty of clouds higher up, which are less impacted by daytime heating and more driven by physical storm systems. But by virtually eliminating a layer of lower cumulus clouds, you had one less obstruction to view the sun, which periodically broke through the higher clouds.
–Matt
Q. How far inland would you recommend having hurricane shutters to board up if a storm comes inland? I find myself trying to calculate what would be the strongest type of hurricane that we could feel in order to decide if I want to invest in shutters, but can’t find any info. Would you guys know?
A. We’re not storm damage experts, but whether you should have hurricane shutters depends upon several factors. First of all, the most important factor is whether you’re close to the coast, as winds do die down significantly as a storm moves inland and encounters friction with trees, homes, high rises, and other structures.. The second factor is the proximity of stuff, like trees and unattended deck chairs and you name it. The most common reason windows break is due to flying debris. So if there’s lots of things around that you can imagine flying into your windows, that’s a risk factor.
Maximum sustained winds from Hurricane Ike in 2008. (NOAA)
I’ll be honest with you. I’ve lived through flood storms in Houston. I’ve lived through surge storms. But I’ve not really experienced a wind storm. Hurricane Ike was the closest thing, but it barely brought Category 1 winds to parts of Houston. This was bad enough, knocking power out to the city for up to two weeks. At the time I lived in Clear Lake and we had to get a new roof. I guess what I’m saying is that it’s not just your windows, it’s also your roof. And a prolonged period without power.
I guess what I would advise is that, if you live south of Interstate 10, and can afford it, hurricane shutters are not a bad idea. You will probably never need them, but if it proves peace of mind, that is not a bad investment in an uncertain world. Make sure they’re easy to put up on short notice.
–Eric
Q.On your weather app I notice that the humidity (sorry I mean HOUmidity) can be low in the evening and then go way up in the morning, coming back down again as the day goes on. Why?
A. Relative humidity (RH) is just that, relative. Dewpoint temperature is the temperature to which you’d need to cool the air to saturate it. In other words, the higher the dewpoint, the damper the air is. Dewpoint can fluctuate, but it’s usually more stable than temperature. So, let’s say you have a dewpoint of 72°. The morning low is 75° in this example. That means your morning relative humidity at 75/72 would be 90 percent. Obviously, you warm up during the day, so with a high of 88 degrees but a steady dewpoint still sitting at 72, your RH at 88/72 has dropped to 59 percent. As the air cools around sunset bringing the temperature relatively closer to the dewpoint, the humidity rises again. It limits the usefulness of RH. This is why we flout other metrics like dewpoint to drive home how humid it actually feels.
–Matt
Q. After your earlier answer, I’m confused by the description of what “percent chance of rain” represents. I was taught in my meteorology classes that probability of precipitation in weather forecasts means the probabilistic chance that it will rain at the point specified in a given time period. For example, if I enter my zip code to get a National Weather Service forecast for my area today, a 40 percent chance of rain means each point within my zip code has a 40 percent chance of seeing rain, not that 40 percent of the land area within my zip has a chance of seeing rain. Insights? Or is this just splitting hairs?
A. It’s more or less splitting hairs. But this is a fun topic so why don’t we dive a little deeper. Let’s go directly to the National Weather Service, where we find this delightful introduction to its “probability of precipitation” explainer:
The probability of precipitation forecast is one of the most least understood elements of the weather forecast.
I just love the “most least” phrasing. A perfectly confusing introduction to a confusing topic. Anyway, fundamentally you are correct that it is a point forecast rather than an areal forecast. But it is a point forecast based on an areal forecast. If that makes sense. Which it probably doesn’t. And that’s ok.
There are two factors that go into making a “probability of precipitation” forecast. First there is the forecaster’s certainty that precipitation will form or move into the area, and this is multiplied by the areal coverage of the precipitation that is expected. Here are two examples for how one might derive a 40 percent chance of rain:
(1) If the forecaster was 80 percent certain that rain would develop but only expected to cover 50% of the forecast area, then the forecast would read “a 40 percent chance of rain” for any given location.
(2) If the forecaster expected a widespread area of precipitation with 100 percent coverage to approach, but he/she was only 40 percent certain that it would reach the forecast area, this would, as well, result in a “40 percent chance of rain” at any given location in the forecast area.
Does that clear things up? Probably not.
But given the general inaccuracy of precipitation forecasts, I think it’s fine to think of a “40 percent chance of rain” as either a point forecast or, more generally, that about 40 percent of an area will receive rainfall during a given period of time. This is not an exact science, it’s just a forecaster making a most best guess of things.
This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.
A reader writes:
Since starting my first work-from-home job last year, I’ve noticed the unexpected perk that being able to work from an armchair, recliner, or my couch has SIGNIFICANTLY reduced chronic pain from an old injury because I’m able to support my body in ways that a desk chair doesn’t allow.
My concern is that in a very cameras-on culture, it looks like I’m slacking off or lounging. For what it’s worth, I’m always sitting upright with a lap desk to stabilize my computer, dressed professionally, and I default to blurring my background, but it’s still pretty obvious that unlike my coworkers I’m not usually at a desk. For extremely important meetings with higher-ups or rare in-office days, I can make a desk setup work for a few hours to keep up appearances, but it sucks and leaves me sore so I’d rather not do it for every call I have to be on.
Theoretically I could get an ergonomic desk set-up, but the kind I’d need would be expensive and it seems wasteful to spend my own money or ask my employer to use limited nonprofit resources on something that can be accomplished just as easily with the furniture I already have.
My supervisor, HR, and coworkers know about my injury (I’m very open about it), but I’ve never formally said “working on my couch eliminates my need for painkillers,” and even though I’ve never gotten the impression that this is a problem within my organization, I am a little insecure about it!
Are there ways to make the optics better? If meeting with someone from outside my company should I address it proactively? Am I overthinking this? I’m really interested to hear what you suggest.
You’re in an armchair. It’s designed for sitting! Throw in a smoldering pipe and a bookcase behind you and you will look extremely distinguished.
If you really want to get peace of mind about it, you can always run it by your boss and say, “I’ve found sitting in an armchair while I work has significantly reduced pain from an old injury. I’m assuming it’s fine to appear on video calls that way — but you would let me know if it comes across oddly or I should get any kind of formal accommodation to do that, right?” They will almost certainly laugh and say it’s fine, and you will have peace of mind about it that you don’t currently have.
Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SC) defended killing her 14-month-old dog, Cricket, after the anecdote was leaked from her upcoming memoir, saying that the dog was “untrainable” and “tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm.” What do you think?
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This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.
A reader writes:
I’ve found myself in an odd situation and would love some thoughts on what to do. I work in fundraising at a nonprofit and today, following a donor event, I got back to my desk and saw that I had five missed calls from the same number. The first four had no messages, but the fifth one had a message from a (supposed) elderly woman I didn’t know stating that she and her husband wanted to make a gift of $7 million. Immediately my spidey-senses pinged, as people don’t just make six-figure donations out of nowhere (in all my years in this line of work, the only surprise million dollar gift I ever saw was an estate bequest).
I played the voicemail back for my team, essentially saying “This is someone trolling us, right?” We couldn’t quite make out the name given and a search of the phone number didn’t do much. Finally I decided to call back to see if I could figure out what was going on. I spoke with the woman, who reiterated their interest in a multi-million dollar gift to name a theater. I told her that if she wanted to talk about naming opportunities, I’d have to forward her to my boss. She got quiet, then said “Never mind.” When I confirmed she no longer wanted to make a gift, she said she had been told I could handle this for her. I confirmed that while I process gifts, anything involving naming rights had to go through my boss. She said she would call my boss later as now wasn’t a good time. I asked if she wanted my boss’s phone number. She said no and hung up.
As my team and I were discussing what was, at this point, obviously a prank, my phone rang and the screen showed the name of a high school intern who just started with our team this week. However, when I picked up there was a man on the other end claiming I had been speaking with his wife and apologized for her, saying, “She’s a bit tipsy this afternoon.” He then said he did want to speak to my boss about a gift, so I transferred the call. Our intern’s name also appeared on my boss’s phone screen, and when she answered he had hung up.
At this point, we were all thoroughly flummoxed. We confirmed that the number for the original call (and the one I called when returning the voicemail) is the one given to us by the intern (he had already gone for the day when this happened). Obviously we’re going to talk to him about this and figure out what’s going on, but I’m not sure what the best course of action is.
On the one hand, we don’t know if this is something he was in on. I could easily see this being a friend or sibling stealing his phone to make a prank call (and while I haven’t interacted with him much, he struck me as a pretty shy and sweet guy). On the other hand, even if he had nothing to do with this, I’m not sure what we can say to him other than letting him know it happened. Don’t let someone take your phone? Be careful who you’re friends with? Watch how much info you’re giving out about us? And if he admits this was a prank by him, does it warrant cutting his internship early? I get high schoolers aren’t known for their maturity, but it does feel annoying if he’s squandering an opportunity he’s being given here.
In my youth, I was an expert prank caller — and not to brag, but I was once awarded a trophy made of clay for Top Prank Caller by my nieces after passing along my skills to them — but even I knew that you don’t prank call your job with false promises about money, particularly when you are a high school intern.
That said, “she’s a bit tipsy this afternoon” did make me laugh out loud, so kudos to this young group of hooligans. I can vividly imagine the mirth this must have produced on their side after they hung up.
Anyway. Your intern. The chances he wasn’t involved in this are low. Not non-existent, but low. Lots of high schoolers who appear shy and sweet at their jobs are quite different when they’re with their friends. (I was another example of that; my high school jobs all thought I was an angel. I was not.)
But the first step is to talk to him. Tell him you got a prank call from his phone number and ask if there’s anything he wants to tell you. He’s likely to be embarrassed (which is good; this is how we learn things), and there’s a good chance he’ll confess. Whether he admits his involvement or blames it on his friends, explain that you know it was meant as a joke but organizations take fundraising really seriously — it’s the only way your work can happen — and that wasting people’s time chasing donations that don’t actually exist is really disrespectful to his colleagues and to the work you’re all there to do.
He probably hasn’t thought of it like that, because he’s in high school and they don’t know much about the world. This is a good way for him to start learning.
I wouldn’t blame you if you decided to fire him over it (although you should hear him out and see how he responds first). It’s reasonable to decide he showed a level of immaturity that’s not compatible with the work you need done. But I also think internships — especially at that young of an age — are about learning, and there’s a big opportunity for growth here if you do keep him on. Sometimes mortification at being called on one’s behavior is a perfectly suitable consequence, and you don’t need to mete out anything more than that.
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