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15 Feb 21:44
Meanwhile in Nigeria of the Day: Woman Disowns Her Cat for "Being Gay"
The unidentified woman, who has owned the cat, named Bull, for seven years, said he was exhibiting "unnatural sexual behavior" by making passes at other male cats and noted that there were female cats in the home he could have pursued.
"By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner," writer Donatus Nadi notes in the article. As for the cat's disgruntled owner, she would only add, "Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it."
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![Prediction for Carlsen v. Anand: ... 25. Qb8+ Nxb8 26. Rd8# f6 27. "... dude." Qf5 28. "The game is over, dude." Qxg5 29. Rxe8 0-1 30. "Dude, your move can't be '0-1'. Don't write that down." [Black flips board]](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/puzzle.png "Prediction for Carlsen v. Anand: ... 25. Qb8+ Nxb8 26. Rd8# f6 27. \"... dude.\" Qf5 28. \"The game is over, dude.\" Qxg5 29. Rxe8 0-1 30. \"Dude, your move can't be '0-1'. Don't write that down.\" [Black flips board]")
04 Nov 21:41
If You See an IT Guy Like This, Let Me Know
31 Oct 21:29
Remember the Phonebloks modular cellphone concept I posted last month? Well it turns out Motorola has been developing a similar phone for over a year now, and is moving forward to actually bring the thing to market. Phone too slow? Just add a faster processor! Camera not have enough megapixels for you? Slap in a new camera module! Camera only take unflattering pictures? Lose some weight.
Motorola Actually Making Those Modular, Upgradeable, 'Replace Any Of The Parts' Cell Phones
Remember the Phonebloks modular cellphone concept I posted last month? Well it turns out Motorola has been developing a similar phone for over a year now, and is moving forward to actually bring the thing to market. Phone too slow? Just add a faster processor! Camera not have enough megapixels for you? Slap in a new camera module! Camera only take unflattering pictures? Lose some weight.
Led by Motorola's Advanced Technology and Projects group, Project Ara is developing a free, open hardware platform for creating highly modular smartphones. We want to do for hardware what the Android platform has done for software: create a vibrant third-party developer ecosystem, lower the barriers to entry, increase the pace of innovation, and substantially compress development timelines. Our goal is to drive a more thoughtful, expressive, and open relationship between users, developers, and their phones. To give you the power to decide what your phone does, how it looks, where and what it's made of, how much it costs, and how long you'll keep it. The design for Project Ara consists of what we call an endoskeleton (endo) and modules. The endo is the structural frame that holds all the modules in place. A module can be anything, from a new application processor to a new display or keyboard, an extra battery, a pulse oximeter--or something not yet thought of!Ooh -- I've got a good idea for a module. An x-ray camera. After all, what are the best kind of picures? "Nudey ones." Exactly. And how awesome would it be if ALL the pictures you took were nudey ones? "Not that great considering all my previous shots were already unflattering." Dammit -- well hit the f***ing gym, the phone isn't out yet. Thanks to my buddy Ferrous, who agrees it would be an even cooler design if all the modules were just connected by dangling wires and your phone looked like you just yanked the guts out of a computer.
31 Oct 21:19
Granny Gets More Fun Out of GTA Than You
WARNING: Plenty of language and granny rage in this video.
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31 Oct 20:57
Protip: If You Overlay The Shining in Reverse Over The Shining Playing Normally You Become One WIth The Universe
25 Oct 23:16
Puff Ball Mushrooms Responding to The Rain
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15 Sep 15:25
EMERICA MADE PREMIERE & AFTERPARTY PHOTO RECAP
by Christian Senrud
Some of the nicest dudes you could ever meet who also happen to play good music.
“I just want to rip and party with the bros.” Words to live by. Jeff Henderson, Don Brown and Jaime Owens.
Floridians who have relocated to new homes on the Yeto. Big thangs coming.
Former Toy Machine flow, Grant Hatfield and Foundation’s most likely to go pro next, Hawaiian Ryan Spencer. Cougars, dude. Cougars.
Chris Cuates piquing the interests of Heath Kirchart.
II always assumed Cuates was a mariachi band, but it turns out they’re not. Latinos play more kinds of music than just mariachi and that weird mexican-oompa-polka shit, you racist.
Photo staff, Burn Dog and Who’s Hsu.
Dude on the left about to have a name on a board and the Donald Nugent.
Leo Romero and Mario Miller post-premiere, pre-after party. Leo’s all business all the time.
ESSENTIAL.
Nick Garcia and his lovely lady.
Dakota & Jaime Owens.
Weekend buzzed.
Met Ms. Huckabee (right) at Tampa Pro a few years back and she has since moved out West and killing it out here in the hair styling world.
Barnett, business class. Templeton, vegan option. Braydon, buttoned down.
Words & drunken photography: Christian Senrud (@senderud)
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