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22 Sep 03:13

The Art of Running Slowly

by Born to Plod

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You’re new to running (or maybe you’ve been doing it since 2nd November 2010, just to pick a date completely at random).

You’re sick and tired of looking down at your pace and seeing double figures*, but you’ve persevered and now you’ve finally reached the stage where 10 min/miles are a thing of the past. You’re starting to feel like a runner, rather than someone who just does some running.

…Except then some smartarse who gets paid to wear a tracksuit and carry a clipboard tells you “the long slow run is the most important run of the week” and that, basically, you need to slow the hell back down again.

Eh? Let me just get this straight…

Slow down?

But I’ve already been doing that. It’s done. I’ve graduated. I’m one of you lot now, surely.

I’ve always struggled with the concept of running slowly, which is surprising, given the fact that I’m so damn good at it. In fact, throughout my childhood and most of my adult life it’s been something of a speciality, my signature move if you like. I remember many occasions at school where my PE teacher would shout what I can only assume to be proud encouraging word, amazed at my natural athletic ability as I shuffled wheezily round the track. At one point he even said I was “bloody unbelievable”.

In all seriousness, running slowly because that’s all you can do is easy (and I should know). The hard bit is biting back the pride and forcing yourself to slow down after you’ve worked hard to build up a decent level of fitness. That’s easier said than done when a new and exciting world of potential is stretching out in front of you, with the promise of a PB around every corner. But pride can be a dangerous thing to a runner. Not snakes-in-the-sock-drawer dangerous, but pretty dangerous all the same. Pride can result in injury, hamper recovery and, in the case of the LSR, it can stand in the way of achieving the very best from our running.

Up until very recently, the idea of slowing things down once a week left me feeling confused and frustrated. I’d occasionally head out on such a run with good intentions, only to find myself aiming for a PB before the first mile was out. Rather than being at a slow, purposeful pace, my long runs just became a byword for junk miles, as I stuck on a bit more distance each week but saw little in return other than achy legs and a vague sensation that I was breaking myself.

But after a couple of years, I’ve finally had an epiphany and found peace with the art of the long slow run, and it’s all thanks to my heart rate monitor.

A few weeks ago I realised that by setting my Garmin so that all it was displaying was heart rate (no pace, no distance, no GPS compass pointing to the nearest owl sanctuary) I could just keep things nice and relaxed without subconsciously pushing myself up to what I thought was a more acceptable pace. The first time I tried this new approach, I did around 11.5 miles, aiming to keep my heart rate at 145-150bpm (around 70-75% max). It felt a lot more comfortable than my normal LSR attempts, but I struggled to keep to my heart rate consistently in the target area. The result of this was a pace that varied so wildly that anyone watching me would have assumed I kept slowing down to let hedgehogs snuffle warily across my path.

But it felt right so I stuck with it, and a few weeks down the line the results are impressive:

  • My sense of pace and effort feels a lot more reliable and I’m having to spend less time looking down at my watch (which also means I’m having slightly fewer collisions with trees).
  • I’m adding distance without feeling like I’m setting myself up for injury.
  • In just the last 7 days I’ve PB’d at 10k and half marathon**.
  • On my long runs, my average heart rate is coming down while distance and speed are going up. Here, look…
  Distance (miles) Avg HR (bpm) Avg pace (min/mile)
Week 1 11.5 153 10.16
Week 2 12.0 151 10.13
Week 3 15.0 147 10.15
Week 4 15.1 144 10.03

(I’d love to be able to treat you to a nice graph, but I’m as good at graphs as I am at zero-G dentistry)

  • Just an overall sense of ease while running slow. Breathing relaxed, taking in the scenery, nimbly avoiding muggers-or-possibly-ramblers. It’s nice to feel unburdened by pace or distance now and then. Okay, so I still have my watch set up to give me mile alerts (because I haven’t completely turned hippy just yet) but it doesn’t matter to me whether the pace for that mile was 9 min/mile or 12 because, by running to heart rate, I’ve already hit my target regardless.

In summary then, there’s no shame in reverting to a pace you thought had been banished forever. Just remember that the old you used to huff, puff and occasionally cry at that pace. Now, though, your breathing is effortless, your legs aren’t on fire***, you’re comfortably holding a conversation and you may even be eating a lasagne as you run. Actually, you probably shouldn’t be doing that last one.

Once you overcome the pride thing, there’s something very liberating about running steadily along, knowing that you could turn on the speed any time you wanted to. The best bit is when someone overtakes you during one of these runs. You allow yourself a warm cup of smugness as they hurtle past you, breathing through their ears and in a world of pain, while you effortlessly glide along at your own pace

So what if you’re back to running 10 min/miles again? The tables have turned; you’re calling the shots now. It’s on your terms.

10 min/miles are your bitch!

 

PS: After my “Heartlek” disappointment, I decided to check to see if anyone had already beaten me to the title of this blog post. They had. But rather than forcing my poor beleaguered brain to come up with another title (and risk it going in a huff or staging some sort of dirty protest) I thought I’d instead share a link to the original blogger, who has summed up the joys and benefits of slow running far more elegantly than I (and with fewer references to hedgehogs and lasagne).

www.theartofrunningslowly.com is a fantastic blog, and well worth a read. Go and see for yourself.

 

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* I mean minutes per mile. If you’re looking at mile per hour and seeing double figures, then I think you’re doing just fine. Relax. Have a scone. ** Other than heart rate training, I’ve not really been doing anything different in my running or nutrition, so I can only put it down to that. Although now that I think of it, I did watch nine episodes of Spongebob Squarepants in a row last weekend so it could have been that. And there was that thing with the genie, where I wished for a PB at 10k and half marathon, but I think that’s just coincidence. *** If your legs are on fire, in the literal sense, you should probably stop reading this blog and go and find somebody trained in putting out leg fires. Go. Go now.
04 Sep 11:52

On Level 1 Human

by Ian

(Gonna talk a lot ’bout my experiences as a new dad in this rant. Just a heads up.)

I see people online who are quite vocal at hating new parents. Why do these new baby-makers suddenly seem like their whole life revolves around the new addition? Well, because they pretty much HAVE to. The little buggers require lots and lots of attention. There’s a reason most jobs offer paid leave with new parents.

As social humans, we talk about what’s going on in our lives and what media we consume. A fresh set of parents only have one thing going on in their lives, and they’re certainly not consuming any new media. As a result, the only thing we can talk about is this kid we’re trying to keep alive. Hell, we’re giving up weeks of sleep trying to do it.

I really do miss sleep.

When the kid first starts out, from the dad side of things, there isn’t a lot of engagement. The kid is just sorta there and he needs stuff from you. Your payment is the child’s continued prosperity and a helping of screaming. In the case of our son, Aidan, he becomes upset if he’s alone. My wife is more than happy to be with him all day to fill that need, but I for some reason didn’t feel that way. I felt like there’s this thing that hates me and no matter what I do for it, I’m apparently causing it great discomfort.

You will put up with amazing amounts of frustration and pain for someone you truly care for without flinching. That’s what I saw in my wife. But imagine that same aggravation without being dulled by the love. That’s where I was. I see my wife wading against the current of pain with stone faced determination, not a doubt in her eyes, meanwhile I’m behind her, trying to keep up but wanting to give up and wanting her to not be hurting.

When you cope with hardship and don’t know why you’re doing it resentment can find hold. Imagine my horror when I realized that’s what I was feeling. I thought I was supposed to suddenly be filled with DADDLYNESS immediately upon holding my son for the first time. Wrapped in the knowledge and love that a dad is supposed to have for his child. I wasn’t. I was holding this squirming human, bone tired, panicking.

This wasn’t right. What’s wrong with me? Am I a monster? Fear and disgust for myself set in.

I have never felt so alone in my life.

After all, there I was, watching my wife give everything she had for him and happy to do it. How could she understand? There was no question for her, so why was there for me? Clearly I’m just an awful person and she’s going to catch on to that any day now.

But I continued. I did what I could to help and fight the resentment that was fortifying itself. If I couldn’t find the love I needed to do these things from him, I realized I could pull it from somewhere else. I re-aimed my sights toward my wife.

I would do it for her. After all, I have no doubts about how much I love her.

It got easier from there. If there was a way I could make things easier for her then I could do it. I still feel awful about my feelings toward my son, even now, but at least I am helping now.

Aidan has made it a lot easier to love him. He’s still pushing my wife and I to the threshold of exhaustion, sure, but two days ago he started making little noises. On purpose. He actually seems happy to see me now.

Holy crap, has he been in there this whole time? Happy to be held by me but completely unable to share it?

Hello, Aidan. It’s nice to finally meet you. I hope you can forgive me for being such an ass.

16 Jul 13:14

on Rainbows

by Ian

on Rainbows

15 Mar 09:47

Trooper, Iron Maiden Creates a Premium British Ale

by Justin Page

Trooper Main

Trooper is an upcoming premium bottled British ale created by the legendary British rock band Iron Maiden and handcrafted by the independent family-owned Robinsons Brewery in Britain. Bottles of Trooper will be available to purchase at IronMaidenBeer.com in May 2013. You can watch their promo video to get a proper introduction to the beer from Iron Maiden vocalist Bruce Dickinson.

Being a real ale enthusiast, vocalist Bruce Dickinson has developed a beer which has true depth of character. Malt flavours and citric notes from a unique blend of Bobec, Goldings and Cascade hops dominate this deep golden ale with a subtle hint of lemon.

According to the ale’s press release, managing director of Robinsons Brewery Oliver Robinson said:

“Trooper is a premium British ale with true depth of character and flavour. For more than thirty years, the unmistakable icon of Eddie, the band’s instantly-recognisable mascot, has adorned every album cover, T-shirt and poster – so it is fitting that Eddie will now adorn the cask pump clip and take centre stage on the bottle label of Trooper.

Not only does Iron Maiden genuinely enjoy a good pint of cask ale, but so do many of their fans – and they have an important part to play in our customer base. This partnership works for both of us. Music and beer are great treats for the senses in their own right, but the combination is very powerful. Authentic collaborations such as this are invaluable not only to our company but to the industry as a whole, because it shows that the world of real ale is more than just manufacturing, it is liquid artistry by the people who brew it – and for the people who drink it.”

Trooper 1

Trooper 2

images via Iron Maiden’s Trooper, Robinsons Brewery

video via Iron Maiden’s Trooper

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